If I’m your boyfriend:
1) ill give you random piggy back rides
2) ill flirt with you with aggression like “aye fuck you your cute!”
3) give you random kisses when ever I want!
4) free massages!
5) and show you off to the world like “WAZZZZAYUM DIS BE DAAA BAE!”
6) fuckin play with your hair since mines too short
7) and give you FUCKIN KISSES!!!!
8) and ill be your drinking buddy !